The Fake Soap Opera Character List (as of September 2006)

BAYSIDE HOSPITAL (The Boidiva Network)--- Weekdays @ 3PM ET
Christiane Bloch (Lillian's recently returned daughter)
Adam Briggs (Detective)
Tony Caprice (Gangster)
Alexis Chambers (Rocky's ex-wife; Lillian's daughter)
Laurel "Laurie" Chambers (William and Arlene's daughter)
Rockford Chambers (William's son; Double Agent)
William Chambers (Australian business tycoon)
William Chambers Jr. "Billy" (William and Arlene's now teenage son, 15)
Simon Greene (Con Artist)
Beth Klein (Jim and Lillian's daughter, 14)
Jane Lavin Klein (Jim's ex-wife; Eddie's sister)
Jenny Klein (Jim and Jane's daughter, 18)
Dr. Jim Klein (Chief Resident at Bayside Memorial)
Amy Lavin (Eddie's ex-wife; Simon's daughter)
Eddie Lavin (Con Man)
Edward Lavin Jr. (Amy and Eddie's son, 14)
Ashley Martin (Jim's half-sister)
Lillian Reed (Socialite, President of York Industries)
Matt Reed (Lillian's son)
Alvin Robinson (Cop)
Anne Scavo (Socialite; Heather and Joey's mother)
Heather Scavo (Matt's pregnant ex-girlfriend)
Joey Scavo (Heather's little brother/Jenny's boyfriend)
Brian Sullivan (Lane's son)
Arlene York (Tom's sister; President of Chambers Corporation)
Caroline York (Doctor)
Kent York (Tom and Caroline's son; Right-Hand Man for Eddie)
Tom York (Chief of Staff at Bayside Memorial Hospital)

RECURRING:
Joyce Kirkpatrick (Chief Nurse)
Sidney Lavin (Eddie and Jane's father)
Cherry Scavo (Edward's girlfriend; Heather and Joey's little sister)
Lane Sullivan (Brian's mother; District Attorney)
Mary York (York family matriarch)
Sargent York (York family patriarch)
Jill (girl at school)

"Lunch Line"- as I nickname it--- Weekdays 1PM ET
Garth Adamson (Drifter)
Brenna Cavanagh (Former Showgirl; Eliza and Mike's daughter)
Eliza Cavanagh (Chris' fiancee)
Larry Cavanagh (Eliza and Mike's son)
Mike Cavanagh (Eliza's ex-husband)
Natalie Cavanagh (Eliza and Mike's mentally insane daughter)
Amy Charles (Kevin's wife)
Anthony Charles (wealthy tycoon)
Joe Charles (Anthony and Eleanor's son, 18)
Kevin Charles (Anthony and Eleanor's son...late 30s; Detective)
Ellie Corbett (Joe's girlfriend; Max's granddaughter, 17)
Gretchen Hamilton (Pat's daughter)
Max Larsen (Chief of Staff at the hospital)
Sarah Larsen (Ellie's mother; Max's daughter)
Andy Matthews (A con artist)
Adam Michaels (Chris and Kathleen's son)
Chris Michaels (Chief of Detectives)
Nancy Michaels (Chris and Kathleen's daughter)
Kathleen Riley (Town Socialite)
Amanda Rydell (Chris's niece; Tony's daughter with Tricia)
Cameron Rydell (John and Camille's son)
Camille Rydell (John's Ex-Wife, Mike's current squeeze on the side)
John Rydell (Business Tycoon, Owner of Rydell Industries)
Tony Rydell (John and Camille's son)
Brian Spencer (Exec at Rydell)
Ronrico Spencer (Brian's little brother)
Kelly Starkey (Brenna's son, 17)
Maureen Starkey (Kelly's older sister, 19)
Meg Turner (Garth's on-again, off-again girlfriend; Maureen's best friend)

RECURRING:
Eleanor Charles (Anthony's wife)
Colleen Corbett (Ellie's stepmother)
Pat Corbett (Ellie's dad; Business Owner)
Pam Davis (Anthony's long lost daughter)
Al Spencer (Brian's father)
David Shapiro (John's lawyer)

A DAY IN THE LIFE--- Weekdays 2PM ET
Alexandra Boneham (Anne and Amy's sister)
Amelia Lynn "Amy" Boneham (Anne's little sister, 16)
Annabelle Lee "Anne" Boneham (Brock's ex-girlfriend)
Andrew Boneham (Anne, Amy, and Alex's brother)
Arlene Boneham (Alex, Anne, Amy, and Andy's mother)
Judd Boneham (The estranged father)
Larry Clancy (Chief of Police)
Beth Collins (Diane's daughter)
Diane Collins (Sharon's daughter)
Sharon Collins (the show's lead heroine)
Tom Collins (Sharon's ex-husband, Larry and Edna's half-brother)
Edna Desmond (Wealthy Socialite, Larry and Tom's sister)
Jamie Desmond (Edna's daughter)
Caroline Duke (Zach's wife)
Zach Duke (Jamie's husband)
Hillary Hatch (Zach's sister)
J.T. Lords (Detective)
Janet Rogers (The D.A./Larry's girlfriend)
Michelle Rogers (Janet's daughter)
Brock Stewart (Ron's son, Detective)
Charles Stewart (Ron's other son)
Raymond Stewart (Ron's autistic son, 15)
Ron Stewart (Mayor of the town)
Bryce Vanderbilt (Prosecutor)
Ellen Vanderbilt (Rick's ex-wife, Oliver's mother)
Jenny Vanderbilt (Bryce and Diane's teenage daughter)
Kathryn "Kay" Clancy Vanderbilt (Charles' mother; Larry's daughter)
Laurel Vanderbilt (Bryce's ex-wife, Ron's girlfriend)
Lloyd Vanderbilt (Bryce's brother)
Oliver Vanderbilt (Rick's teenage son)
Rick Vanderbilt (Bryce's other brother)
Ted Vanderbilt (Bryce's father)

RECURRING:
Kelly Toronto (Waitress at Blue Moon Diner)
Muriel Vanderbilt (Bryce's mother)

AN AMERICAN ANTHOLOGY--- Weekdays @ 2PM ET
Drew Albrecht (Diana's husband)
Adam Hayes (Lorelei's teenage son)
Lorelei Hayes (Private Investigator)
Charlotte Hering (Simon's daughter)
Eve Martin Hering (Simon's wife)
Jamie Hering (Hospital Intern, Simon's son)
Simon Hering (Detective)
Edward Lightner (Former Mad Scientist)
Tommy Lightner (Ed's "son)
Grace Marsh (Mike's wife)
Mike Marsh (Business Executive)
Dixie McTavish (Pete's mother/Larry's ex-wife)
Kimberly McTavish (Dixie and Larry's daughter)
Larry McTavish (Chief of Detectives)
Pete(rson) McTavish (Larry's son, a Double Agent)
Bree Monahan (Mike's sister; District Attorney)
Janet Monahan (Bree's daughter)
Davey Murphy (Randolph and Joyce's son)
Diana Murphy Albrecht (Randolph and Joyce's daughter)
Dr. Joyce Murphy (Chief of Staff at Memorial Hospital)
Randolph Murphy (Mayor of Bryden)
Melissa Albrecht Nelson (Drew's sister)
George Nelson (Melissa's husband)
Gary Waters (Former FBI Agent- Misty, Landry, and Tommy's father)
Landry Waters (Gary's teenage daughter)
Misty Waters (Detective)

Recurring Characters:
Karen Barone (Wealthy Socialite)
Alexis Hayes (Lorelei's little daughter)
Dylan Marsh (Mike and Grace's teenage son)
Donald Warren (Chris's grandfather)
Margaret Warren (Chris's grandmother)

THE HOUSE OF TUDORS--- Weekdays @ 1PM ET
CHARACTERS:
Felicity Albermarle (Meg and Nathan's teenage daughter, 14)
Kristen Albemarle (Meg and Nathan's oldest daughter)
Meg Albemarle (Heiress/Davy's half-sister)
Nathan Albemarle (Junior Exec for Diego/Meg's husband)
Seth Albemarle (Meg and Nathan's teenage son, 18)
Maddie Allred (Seth's girlfriend)
Lucas Branch (Chief of Police)
Rosa Branch (Lucas' wife)
Eduardo Corrado (Business Tycoon)
Juanita Corrado (Eduardo's wife)
Vincente Corrado (Junior V.P. of Diego Enterprises)
Howard Deveraux (Detective)
Molly Deveraux (Howard and Nola's daughter/Vincente's wife)
Nola Deveraux (VP of DeVille)
Susanne DeVille (Victor's wife)
Victor DeVille (CEO of DeVille)
Hippolyta Fairfax (Theseus' wife)
Jonathan Fairfax (Laura's brother)
Laura Fairfax-Lyons (Chief Resident at County Medical)
Theseus Fairfax (Chief of Staff at County Medical)
Larkin Keats (Con Man)
Agnes/Love Liberty (Agnes is the Owner of Liberty- a fashion boutique; Love is her evil twin)
Davy Lyons (Laura's husband)
August Moon (Agnes' long love)
Oliver Moon (Walter's son)
Walter Moon (Agnes and August's son)
Allison Tudor (Thomas & Emma's niece)
Daniel Tudor (Thomas & Emma's nephew)
Emma Tudor (Thomas' wife)
Erin Tudor (Thomas & Emma's daughter)
Thomas Tudor (Lawyer)
Katherine Albemarle Warwick (Ethan's wife)
Amanda Warwick (Katherine's daughter)
Ethan Warwick (Mayor of Chestershire Hills)

Recurring:
Cecile DeVille (DeVille Matriarch)
Hugo DeVille
Stanley Exeter (Chief Surgeon at County Medical)
Drago Molina (Crime Syndicate)
Sam Warwick (Katherine and Ethan's son, 13)


"Spinal Tap" (huh? No name again)--- Weekdays @ 1:30PM ET
CHARACTERS:
Sarah (Actress)
Emily DeSantis Salerno (President of Mallon Empire)
Gil George (Bartender)
Megan George (Gil's daughter)
Chance Kennedy (Attorney)
Arthur Lee (Shrink/Mary's husband)
Patricia Mallon (Jack and Regan's daughter)
Jennifer Ryan (Martin's sister)
Martin Ryan (Oil Man)
Mary Salerno (Doctor)
Paul Salerno (Mary's ex-husband and Emily's current husband)
Peter Zellman (Attorney)
Susan Zellman (Peter's wife/Businesswoman)

Recurring:
Libbi George (Gil and Kathryn's daughter, 3)
Bay Lee (William's wife)
William Lee (Arthur's brother)
Jack Mallon (Kathryn's father)
Regan Mallon (Kathryn's mother)
Ellen Schumer (Psychiatrist)
Matt Zellman (Peter's father)
Naomi Zellman (Peter's mother)
THE HIGH AND THE MIGHTY--- Weekdays @ 12:30PM ET
CHARACTERS:
Colleen Barton (Paul and Jill's daughter)
Lara Barton (Ryan's wife)
Paul Barton (Owner of Barton Industries)
Ryan Barton (Paul's son)
Kathy Craft (Paul's sister)
Libby Craft (Stuart's daughter)
Ricky Craft (Stuart and Maureen's "son)
Stuart Craft (Wealthy Business Exec)
CJ Dalrymple (Private Eye, Catherine's flame)
Jill Davenport (Grace's mother, Vice President of Pro Football Franchise)
Derrick Gallant (Former Football Player, Now works for Barton Industries)
Aaron Graham (Ted and Barbara's son; Wide Receiver for Pro Football Franchise)
Barbara Graham (Ted's wife)
Chester Graham (Owner of the Pro Football Franchise)
Georgia Graham (Chester's wife)
Karen Graham (Ted and Barbara's daughter)
Nora Graham (Aaron's wife)
Ted Graham (Chester's son)
Vanessa Graham (Ted and Barbara's daughter)
Catherine Loveland (Model/CJ's girlfriend)
Grace Malloy (Jill's daughter)
Kyle Malloy (Grace's son)
Matt Noble (Quarterback for the Pro-Football Franchise/Stan's nephew)
Javier Ortega (Janet's husband/Prosecutor)
Ellen "Ellie" Patterson (Ricky's biological sister)
Michael Patterson (Ricky's biological brother)
Stanley Patterson (Ricky's biological father)
Dana Vincennes (Ricky's "father"/Ruthless tycoon)
Janet Wilson (Derrick's fiancee)
Mary Wilson (Janet's daughter)

Recurring:
Rudy Delgado (Jill's beau)
Meredith Packard (Doctor)
Maureen Nielsen (Ricky's "mother"- now in prison)
Cabot Dalrymple (CJ's father)
Susie Patterson (Stanley's ex-wife; Michael and Ellie's mother)
Elizabeth Crane (Libby and CJ's mother)

THE JUDGES--- Weekdays @ 3PM ET/11AM PT
Bradford Black (Jonathan and Margaret's youngest son)
Emily Black Drexel (Mike's wife)
Greta Black (Jonathan and Margaret's granddaughter)
Jonathan Black (Wealthy Millionaire)
Margaret Black (Jonathan's on-again, off-again wife)
Cassandra Drexel (Detective)
Mike Drexel (Emily's husband)
Nicole Lemmon (Rob's sister/Jim's wife)
Rob Lemmon (A Cop)
Ally MacReady (Rob's wife, a defense attorney)
Lane MacReady (Ally's sister, a cop)
Tom Powell (Young Drifter in love with Greta; Jeanne's son)
Jessica Quinn (Vincent's girlfriend)
Courtney Russell (Dennis' daughter)
Dennis Russell (Attorney)
Vincent Russell (Dennis' son)
Jack Schwartz (Pete's brother)
Jeanne Schwartz (Pete's wife/Columnist)
Peter Schwartz (Businessman)
Jim Stevenson (Nicole's husband)
Patty Stevenson (Jim's ex-wife, Dennis' fiancee; Jazz Singer)
Edward Von Kraussel (District Attorney)

Recurring:
Amy Black (Emily's daughter, 3)
Dominic (The Blacks' attorney)
Carol MacReady (Ally and Lane's mother)
Judith Drexel (Mike's ex-wife)
Victoria Drexel (Cassandra and Mike's mother)

THIS/MY AMERICAN LIFE--- Weekdays @ 2PM ET
Carlin Addison (Cop, Dave's partner, Sandy's daughter; Justin and Tim's sister)
Dr. Justin Addison (Doctor, Marcy's lover, Roger and Sandy's son)
Sandy Addison (Carlin, Justin, and Tim's mother, Farmer)
Tim Addison (Sandy's teenage son, 18)
Dave Alderman (Cop, Davis and Marcia's son)
Davis Alderman (Chief of Detectives)
Marcia Alderman (TV Station Owner, Davis' wife)
Mason Alderman (Attorney, Alderman patriarch)
Meta Alderman (Alderman matriarch)
Ben Blake (Prosecutor, Frank and Michelle's son)
Frank Blake (Candidate for Governor)
Michelle Blake (Frank's wife)
Dr. Marcy Alderman Bryant (Ann and Davis' daughter; Chief Resident at the Hospital)
Claire Bryant (Parker and Marcia's daughter)
Lauren Bryant (Rita's teenage daughter, 17)
Chloe (teenage orphan)
Ann Cratchit (Chief of Staff at the Hospital)
Maryellen Cratchit (Ann & Penny's niece)
Steven Cratchit (Maryellen's son)
Jordan Edington (Justin's half-sister, Roger's teenage daughter)
Penn Edington (Jordan's brother, Roger's son)
Roger Edington (College Professor)
Emily Fallis (Mark's daughter, 16)
Mark Fallis (Nan's stepson)
Nan Fallis (Stepmother of Mark; Adopted Mother of Marcia)
Josh Franklin Jr. "JJ" (Ann's teenage son, 17)
Spencer Goodfriend (a con man)
Kate Russell (Walt's wife, Landon's mistress)
Kenya Russell (Landon's teenage daughter)
Landon Russell (Deputy DA)
Lazarus Russell (Walt and Kate's son)
Simone (Kate's daughter)

Recurring:
Jules Alderman (Mike's wife/Spencer's half-sister)
Laurie Alderman (Rick's wife)
Mike Alderman (Penny's son, Owner of Uncle Sam's Diner)
Peter Alderman (Mike and Jules' son, 14)
Rick Alderman (Mason and Meta's oldest son)
Tina Basista (Chloe's mother)
Mace Bryant (Marcy's son with Parker)
Molly Bryant (Marcy's daughter with Justin)
Valerie Bryant (Lauren's paternal grandmother)
Daniel Cratchit (Rita's son)
Penny Cratchit (Ann's sister)
Priscilla Edington (Roger and Kate's mother)
Rod Edington (Roger and Kate's father)
Evan Harry (Doppleganger for Justin)
Anne Beverly Kelley (Rita and Michelle's mother)
Lynne Kelley (Rita and Michelle's sister)
Robert Kelley (Rita and Michelle's father)
Quincy Morgan (Chief of Police)